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Malika where is your blog, all I see is ‘go away’ and you’re like my favourite blog on Tumblr ok </3

(I was even in the Malika crew i’m crying)

shannacat:

shannacat:

The highlight of my day was seeing an 8 year old girl touching fake boobs a guy was wearing for a pantomime and him saying ‘this is definitely illegal’

I’m looking through my old Tumblr posts and dying omfg

orianachavez:

beautiful en We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/52634044/via/annarasumanara
therealmulan:



militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs
Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.
Ingredients
1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
1-2 Razors
Mix everything together in a bowl.
Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
Shave your legs.
Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!
Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.
I have silky arm pits too!!
Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.



i just did this and my legs feel amazing!!

therealmulan:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
  • 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
  • 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
  • 1-2 Razors
  1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
  2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
  3. Shave your legs.
  4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
  5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
  6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
  7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
  8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and my legs feel amazing!!

Horrible Morning
Had an awful experience at a popular coffee shop this morning. (Not going to name names because of my influence on the readers of my fabulous posts.) Below is the jest of what happened.
Me: I'll have a grande quad soy vanilla latte light please.
Barista: Would you like whip cream?
Me: I asked for soy, why would I want whip cream?
Barista: A lot of people order it that way.
Me: I'm lactose intolerant. Whip cream has dairy in it. I can't have dairy.
Barista: Sorry. All you had to say was no thanks.
He finally rang me up and started making my drink. The nerve of some people. If I wanted whip cream wouldn't I ask for it? I really hope that same guy isn't there tomorrow morning when I go back or I'll have to go without my coffee.
Get over yourself, they were just doing their job. How would you feel if someone was that rude to you first thing in the morning? Fuck.